Monday, June 28, 2010

Morally Casual Blondes

Zeitgeist Zeit•geist (tsīt'gīst', zīt'-) n. The taste, outlook, and spirit characteristic of a period or generation.

It was a Sunday morning sometime during the 1980s and I was savoring my coffee while indulging my peculiar taste for the Personals Ads when I found it.  The Hope Diamond of personal ads!  The ad that seared itself into my memory so that to this day I can remember it word for word.
 
This is what it said:
 
"Superficial shallow capitalist pig-dog seeks trophy girlfriend.
Must be young, thin, devastatingly beautiful.
Morally casual blondes preferred."
 
OK, ten out of ten for honesty, but really.  I mean really, now.
However - it is a great name for a band so I guess there is that.